52 funny birthday quotes and wishes of all time

52 funny birthday quotes and wishes of all time

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“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.” — Unknown,funny birthday quotes

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost,funny birthday quotes

“A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”  — Unknown

“A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.” — Anonymous

“All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” — George Harrison,funny birthday quotes


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“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.” — Unknown

“Birthday is a salty word if you're not a fan of cake and ice cream.” — Greg Evans,funny birthday quotes

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” — Larry Lorenzoni

“Birthdays are like taxes. Both seem to happen too often and there’s no avoiding either. ” — Blake Flannery

“Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Unknown,funny birthday quotes

“Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.” — Happy birthday wishes

“Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.”,funny birthday quotes

“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” — John Glenn,funny birthday quotes

“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier…I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.” — Steven Wright


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“Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget aoubt the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.” — Happy birthday wishes

“Gotta get it, even if it’s in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. ” — Lil Wayne

“Guess what I found out. Birthdays are awesome, research states that those people who have more birthdays tend to live longer! Aren’t you happy?”

“Halloween = Candy Thanksgiving = Food Christmas = Gifts New Year = Drinks Valentines = Sex Birthday = All Of The Above”

“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a facebook reminder.” — Happy birthday wishes

“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.” —  Children’s birthday song

“Happy Birthday! May your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.” — Happy birthday wishes

“I can’t believe it’s already been a year since the last time I didn’t buy you anything for your birthday. ” — Unknown

“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman. ” — Jarod Kintz

“I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this wold.” — Happy birthday wishes


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“I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.” — Anonymous,funny birthday quotes

“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’” — Steven Wright

“I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.”

“I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.” — Happy birthday wishes

“I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.” — Happy birthday wishes

“If everybody was treated like they matter — everyday; birthdays wouldn’t be so special.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.” — Ellen Glasgow

“Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one's own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.” — Robert Lynd

“My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear.” — Thomas Moore,funny birthday quotes

“No wonder I'm unhappy… My twin forgot my birthday.” — Jerry Dennis,funny birthday quotes

“Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you, Buddy!”


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“On every birthday, I ask my wife, ‘What would you like this year?’ and her instant reply is, ‘Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!’ I’m always living in hope that one day she’ll say she just wants me! ” — Akshay Kumar

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones. ” — Jarod Kintz

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” — Jean Ritcher,funny birthday quotes

“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” — Jim Gaffigan

“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.” — Audrey Hepburn

“Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know. ” — Andy Borowitz,funny birthday quotes

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.” —  Unknown,funny birthday quotes

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” —  H. Prochnow,funny birthday quotes

“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents. ” — Jarod Kintz

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” — John Glenn,funny birthday quotes


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“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.” — Anonymous

“When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.” — Gloria Stuart

“When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” — Blair Sabol,funny birthday quotes

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” —  BobKelton

“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope,funny birthday quotes

“You think age is a funny thing? Wait till you Look at yourself in the mirror…Happy Birthday!” — Happy birthday wishes

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ” — Unknown,funny birthday quotes

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