A collection of top 50 funny birthday cards and wishes with images

A collection of top 50 funny birthday cards and wishes with images

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How did you for some of your best friends or your family's birthdays? Lots of free funny birthday card messages you can write in your card.Such as got a card that held a picture  of a dog and said something like, "You know in dog years, you're even older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!",and pasted the picture of your friend on the dog's face. 

Here are 50 funny birthday cards,wishes and messages, Birthday wishes can be serious or funny. for Some people,your parents,always prefer to write serious and emotional birthday messages,but for some friends,you also can send some short and funny birthday messages for him(her).

What are some of the shortest but funny birthday messages for a friend? Enjoy our beautiful pictures.


1.
“I'm not making any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.”

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2.
“I was going to make you a rum cake for your birthday,but now it's just cake.and I'm drunk.”

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3.
“May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.”funny birthday cards

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4.
“Another year has passed and I'm still younger than you.”funny birthday cards

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5.
“The older you get,the better you get,unless you're a banana.”

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6.
“May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.”

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7.
“Keep calm and be crazy,laugh,love and live it up because this is the oldest you've been and the youngest you'll ever be again.”

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8.
“On your birthday… I would like to give you some words of wisdom! Smile while you still have teeth!”

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9.
“Happy Birthday, May your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”funny birthday cards

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10.
“Me and you is friends,you smile, I smile;You hurt,I hurt;you cry,I cry;You jump off Bridge, I gonna miss your E-Mails.”

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11.
“Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.”

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12.
“Just think now you're one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.”funny birthday cards

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13.
“Wishing your beautiful beaches ocean breezes and wishes upon stars that all come true!”

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14.
“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

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15.
“"Oh Dammmmmmmmn. It's your Birthday!"  "So…will there be cake?"”funny birthday cards

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16.
“Remember how excited you were when you turned 5 years old? You should be 6 times that excited! Happy Birthday!”

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17.
“I've decided I'm not old. I'm 25 plus shipping and handling!”funny birthday cards

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18.
“This cake's so big I wish it had handles. It's extra large to hold all your candles. Because you're old.”

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19.
“You really are my favorite older sister.”

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20.
“So many candles…so little cake.”funny birthday cards

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21.
“light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.”

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22.
“I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.”

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23.
“You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.”

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24.
“You are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday.”

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25.
“See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!”

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26.
“If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! ”funny birthday cards

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27.
“Don't worry about getting old, it just means that now you can get the best seat on the bus.”

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28.
“One same: lots of celebrities were born on the same day as you,which means they are as old as you are. One difference: they are rich and famous, you're not!”

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29.
“May you acquire a modicum of wisdom this year. Try, try till you succeed. ”funny birthday cards

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30.
“Congratulations, you're a year closer to your impending date with the Grim Reaper! How exciting!”

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31.
“Don't worry though; age is just a number, the same way a jail cell is just a room.”

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32.
“You look different today. Hmm, more mature in a way”

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33.
“On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!”

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34.
“You're not thirty; you're eighteen with twelve years of experience”

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35.
“Another year, another new place that aches”

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36.
“Happy birthday! All right, now back to work.”

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37.
“No matter how old you get, we don't think you'll ever grow up.”

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38.
“How old you are, I won't ask…”

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39.
“On your special day I wish that mosquitos will suck your fat instead of blood!”

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40.
“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”

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41.
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.”

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42.
“(written in real small text). You’re not old until you can’t read this writing any more.”

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43.
“I wanted to give you the best gift in the world, but I couldn’t find a box that I could fit in!”

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44.
“That’s your birthday cake? I thought it was a bonfire!”

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45.
“I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.”

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46.
“There is no way in hell that I could have forgotten your birthday.Because a sweet little angel called Facebook reminded me!”

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47.
“Thanks for always being older than me.”

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48.
“Happy Birthday! Nope, it wasn’t a Facebook reminder.”

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49.
“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”

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50.
“Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.”

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