A list of 101 wise,funny and inspirational birthday quotes

A list of 101 wise,funny and inspirational birthday quotes


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1.
There are two great days in a person's life – the day we are born and the day we discover why. – William Barclay


2.
There are years that ask questions and years that answer. – Zora Neale Hurston


3.
There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.


4.
There is a direct relationship between age and the amount of noise you make when getting up….If you sit too long, everything solidifies.- Janet Periat


5.
There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will have truly defeated age. – Sofia Loren


6.
There is a saying “Old is in the eye of the beholder.” That’s why at forty it’s getting difficult to read.


7.
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana


8.
There is still no cure for the common birthday. -John Glenn


9.
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. – Franklin Adams


10.
There was a star dance, and under that was I born. – Shakespeare


11.
There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.- Melanie White


12.
Therefore we do not lose heart. Even though our outward man is perishing, yet the inward man is being renewed day by day.  –  Bible [2 Corinthians 4:16]


13.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – Author Unknown


14.
They share a birthday and a name, but moods and tempers aren't the same. Although at times they may dispute, their loyalty is absolute.  – Anonymous


15.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – Malcom Cowley


16.
They're not gray hairs. They're wisdom highlights.  – Author Unknown


17.
Things to ponder every Birthday:If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. –  Euripides


18.
Thirty five is a very attractive age;London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.  –  Oscar Wilde


19.
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. -C. S. Lewis


20.
Thirty—the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair. – F. Scott Fitzgerald.


21.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me – Homeland Security. -Art Buchwald


22.
This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age. -Cicero


23.
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.– A. W. Pinero


24.
Those whom the gods love grow young. – Oscar Wilde 


25.
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty. – Ellen Glasgow


26.
Through a dull tract of woe, of dread, The toiling year has pass'd and fled: And, lo! in sad and pensive strain, I sing my birthday date again. – George Crabbe


27.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – Robert Frost


28.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx


29.
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.  –  Carl Sandburg


30.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  – Author Unknown


31.
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


32.
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world,except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. – Oscar Wilde


33.
To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give. – Franka Potente


34.
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. – Thomas B. Aldrich


35.
To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. – Henri Frederic Amiel


36.
To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity. ~ Unknown Author

 

37.
To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am. – Bernard Baruch


38.
To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still. – William Shakespeare


39.
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. – Bernard Baruch


40.
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. -Lionel Blue


41.
To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something. -Samuel Beckett


42.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! – Dr. Seuss


43.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful. – – Mae West


44.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. –  David Tyson Gentry


45.
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age. – George Sand


46.
Turning 50 is like gardening. You weed out unnecessary things and nourish your body everyday. – Unknown


47.
Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.- Greg Tamblyn


48.
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.– Bernard Shaw


49.
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. – Margaret Fuller


50.
Vintage becomes rare. So does turning 50 with grace. – Unknown


51.
We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date. – Beyonce Knowles


52.
We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein


53.
We are only young once. That is all society can stand. – Bob Bowen


54.
We are sisters. We will always be sisters.Our differences may never go away, but neither, for me, will our song.” – Elizabeth Fishel 


55.
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.- Will Rogers


56.
We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count. – Ralph Waldo Emerson


57.
We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it. ~ Jules Renard


58.
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. -Lauren Hutton


59.
We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend's important anniversary. – Mariella Frostrup


60.
We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets. – Marilyn Monroe


61.
We turn not older with years, but newer every day. – Emily Dickinson


62.
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. -Navjot Singh Sidhu


63.
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. – Brigitte Bardot


64.
What does every birthday end with? Y! All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts. – William Shakespeare


65.
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. – Voltaire


66.
Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.– Lucy Larcom


67.
What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it? Jenny DeVries 


68.
When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself. – F Scott Fitzgerald


69.
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. – Victor Hugo


70.
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. ~ Maya Angelou


71.
When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all. -Yoko On


72.
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. – Mark Twain


73.
When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.' – Kristin Kreuk


74.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – Mark Twain


75.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? -Lisa Loeb


76.
When you reach forty you can't do anything every day.  –  Henry Hank Aaron


77.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. – Cherokee Expression


78.
When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.- Melanie White


79.
When you’re 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts? – Melanie White


80.
When you’re 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.- Melanie White


81.
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old. – Washington Irving


82.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four? – Paul McCartney


83.
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -John Heywood


84.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. – Mark Twain


85.
Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. – Samuel Ullman


86.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – Les Brown


87.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. – John P. Grier


88.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. –  Ogden Nash


89.
You bring magic into the world my friend and with your magic, this world becomes a better place to live in. – Unknown


90.
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older. – Anouk Aimee


91.
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. – George Burns


92.
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. – Zig Ziglar
 
 
93.
You know full well as I do the value of sisters' affections: There is nothing like it in this world.


94.
You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. –  Arnold Palmer
 

95.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. – Mae West


96.
You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.  –  Henry Ford


97.
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. – Brad Garrett


98.
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. – John Mason


99.
You were born, and with you endless possibilities―very few ever to be realized. It’s okay. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do – Richelle E. Goodrich


100.
You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look. – Sir Seymour Hicks


101
You’ll find as you grow older that you weren’t born such a great while ago after all. The time shortens up. – William Dean Howells
  

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