A list of 101 wise,funny and inspirational birthday quotes

A list of 101 wise,funny and inspirational birthday quotes

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There are two great days in a person's life – the day we are born and the day we discover why. – William Barclay

There are years that ask questions and years that answer. – Zora Neale Hurston

There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.

There is a direct relationship between age and the amount of noise you make when getting up….If you sit too long, everything solidifies.- Janet Periat

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will have truly defeated age. – Sofia Loren

There is a saying “Old is in the eye of the beholder.” That’s why at forty it’s getting difficult to read.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana

There is still no cure for the common birthday. -John Glenn

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. – Franklin Adams

There was a star dance, and under that was I born. – Shakespeare

There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.- Melanie White

Therefore we do not lose heart. Even though our outward man is perishing, yet the inward man is being renewed day by day.  –  Bible [2 Corinthians 4:16]

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – Author Unknown

They share a birthday and a name, but moods and tempers aren't the same. Although at times they may dispute, their loyalty is absolute.  – Anonymous

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – Malcom Cowley

They're not gray hairs. They're wisdom highlights.  – Author Unknown

Things to ponder every Birthday:If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. –  Euripides

Thirty five is a very attractive age;London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.  –  Oscar Wilde

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. -C. S. Lewis

Thirty—the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair. – F. Scott Fitzgerald.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me – Homeland Security. -Art Buchwald

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age. -Cicero

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.– A. W. Pinero

Those whom the gods love grow young. – Oscar Wilde 

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty. – Ellen Glasgow

Through a dull tract of woe, of dread, The toiling year has pass'd and fled: And, lo! in sad and pensive strain, I sing my birthday date again. – George Crabbe

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – Robert Frost

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.  –  Carl Sandburg

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  – Author Unknown

To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world,except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. – Oscar Wilde

To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give. – Franka Potente

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. – Thomas B. Aldrich

To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. – Henri Frederic Amiel

To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity. ~ Unknown Author


To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am. – Bernard Baruch

To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still. – William Shakespeare

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. – Bernard Baruch

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. -Lionel Blue

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something. -Samuel Beckett

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! – Dr. Seuss

Too much of a good thing is wonderful. – – Mae West

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. –  David Tyson Gentry

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age. – George Sand

Turning 50 is like gardening. You weed out unnecessary things and nourish your body everyday. – Unknown

Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.- Greg Tamblyn

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.– Bernard Shaw

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. – Margaret Fuller

Vintage becomes rare. So does turning 50 with grace. – Unknown

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date. – Beyonce Knowles

We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein

We are only young once. That is all society can stand. – Bob Bowen

We are sisters. We will always be sisters.Our differences may never go away, but neither, for me, will our song.” – Elizabeth Fishel 

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.- Will Rogers

We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it. ~ Jules Renard

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. -Lauren Hutton

We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend's important anniversary. – Mariella Frostrup

We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets. – Marilyn Monroe

We turn not older with years, but newer every day. – Emily Dickinson

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. -Navjot Singh Sidhu

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. – Brigitte Bardot

What does every birthday end with? Y! All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts. – William Shakespeare

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. – Voltaire

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.– Lucy Larcom

What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it? Jenny DeVries 

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself. – F Scott Fitzgerald

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. – Victor Hugo

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. ~ Maya Angelou

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all. -Yoko On

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. – Mark Twain

When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.' – Kristin Kreuk

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – Mark Twain

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? -Lisa Loeb

When you reach forty you can't do anything every day.  –  Henry Hank Aaron

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. – Cherokee Expression

When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.- Melanie White

When you’re 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts? – Melanie White

When you’re 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.- Melanie White

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old. – Washington Irving

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four? – Paul McCartney

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -John Heywood

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. – Mark Twain

Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. – Samuel Ullman

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. – Les Brown

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. – John P. Grier

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. –  Ogden Nash

You bring magic into the world my friend and with your magic, this world becomes a better place to live in. – Unknown

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older. – Anouk Aimee

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. – George Burns

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. – Zig Ziglar
You know full well as I do the value of sisters' affections: There is nothing like it in this world.

You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. –  Arnold Palmer

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. – Mae West

You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.  –  Henry Ford

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. – Brad Garrett

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. – John Mason

You were born, and with you endless possibilities―very few ever to be realized. It’s okay. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do – Richelle E. Goodrich

You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look. – Sir Seymour Hicks

You’ll find as you grow older that you weren’t born such a great while ago after all. The time shortens up. – William Dean Howells

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