All great 66 funny and inspirational birthday quotes and sayings

All great 66 funny and inspirational birthday quotes and sayings


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1.
I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them. – Adele


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I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over. – Kristin Armstrong


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I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it. – Anonymous


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I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique. -Celine Dion


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I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. -Barry White


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I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.- Woody Allen


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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, “Dad, I just can’t run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.”- Bill Cosby


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I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.  –  Lady Nancy Astor


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I remember when the candle shop burned down.Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday'. – Steven Wright


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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. – Author Unknown


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I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too.  –  Gloria Swanson


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I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. – Willie Geist


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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. -Eleanor Roosevelt


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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. -Johnny Vegas


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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. – Robert Brault 


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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. -Mitch Hedberg


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I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. – Sylvester Stallone


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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young. – Herbert Beerbohm Tree


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I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. – Mary Pickford


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I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.  –  Bernard M. Baruch


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I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.- Melanie White


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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – Phyllis Dyler


23.
I’m pushing sixty. That’s enough exercise for me.- Mark Twain


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I’m so glad you were born, because you brighten my life and fill it with joy. – Unknown


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If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being? – Joy Page


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If everybody was treated like they matter — everyday; birthdays wouldn’t be so special. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana


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If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV. – Anita Baker


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If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun. – Rebecca Mader


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If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it's because that's when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives. – Laura Randolph


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If there’s something that you’re dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all…HAPPY BIRTHDAY. – Author Unknown


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If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent.  –  Nicole Beale


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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – Euripides


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If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. – James A. Garfield


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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. -Bruce Barton


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If you don’t get any respect when you’re 40, it means that you’re also a parent.- Melanie White


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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. – A. A. Milne


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If you look over the years, the styles have changed – the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. -John Oates


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If you want to feel young on your 40th birthday, just throw your party in an old folks’ home.- Melanie White


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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. – Jrim Easoen


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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein 


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If you’re 40 and slowing down isn’t an option, you might want to think twice about making U-turns.- Melanie White


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If you’re 40 years old and you’ve never had a failure, you’ve been deprived. – Gloria Swanson


43.
If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.” – Pam Brown 


44.
If youth knew; if age could. – Henri Estienne


45.
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. – Sloane Crosley


46.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. -Phyllis Diller


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I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! – Norman Rockwell


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I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. -Victoria Beckham


49.
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. – George Carlin


50.
In brighter light and softer airs, a beauteous sisterhood?” – William Cullen Bryant 


51.
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. – Robert Brault


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In youth we learn; in age we understand. – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


53.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing


54.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. – Cora Harvey Armstrong


55.
Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister.” – Alice Walker 


56.
Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear;'Tis but the funeral of the former year.  –  Alexander Pope


57.
It is better to wear out than to rust out. – Bishop Richard Cumberland


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It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. – Ernest Hemingway


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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. -Ellen Glasgow


60.
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.  –  Emily Carr


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It is not how old you are, but how you are old. – Marie Dressler


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It is not the length of life, but the depth. – Ralph Waldo Emerson


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It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams – Gabriel Garcia Marquez


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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson


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It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. – Albert Schweitezer


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It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age. ~ Margaret Mead

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