Great 90 birthday quotes collection with funny and wise quotes and sayings

Great 90 birthday quotes collection with funny and wise quotes and sayings


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7 Great 90 birthday quotes collection with funny and wise quotes and sayings


1.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age – Unknown


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Of middle age, the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.  –  Don Marquis


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Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold and have escaped, not from one master, but from many. – Plato


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Old age is fifteen years older than I am.  –  Oliver Wendell Holmes


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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. – Fred Astaire


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Old age is no place for sissies. – Bette Davis


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Old age is not for sissies. – Malcolm Forbes


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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier


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Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many. –  Plato


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Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. – Molly Keane


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One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.  –  Liz Smith


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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young. -Dorothy Canfield Fisher


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One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. – Virginia Woolf


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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything. – Oscar Wilde


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One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. – Pablo Picasso


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One today is worth two tomorrows. – Benjamin Franklin


17.
One year older means one year better. – Unknown


18.
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. -Karl Jaspers


19.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. –  Jean Paul Richter


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People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped. – Nadine Gordimer


21.
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. – Alexander Pope


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Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but – it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. – Gabriel Byrne


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Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. – E. W. Howe


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Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday. – Thomas Arnold


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Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters.” – Jean Baptiste Lacordaire 

 

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She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. – Anita Brookner


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Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts. – Margaret Lee Runbeck


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Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor's appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops. – Sloane Crosley


29.
Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight. – Luther Dixon


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So here I am growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind. – Goldfinger


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So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.  – Anonymous
 

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So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. – Jorge Luis Borges


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Some people reach the age of sixty before others. – Lord Hood


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Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. – Martin Buxbaum


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Some words of wisdom for your birthday, 'Smile while you still have teeth'. – Anonymous


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Something funny for a Middle aged person.Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. –  Franklin Pierce Adams


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Something to inspire your friend:No wise man ever wished to be younger – By Jonathan Swift


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Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are. – Markus Zusak


39.
Start every day with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields


40.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. – Audrey Hepburn 


41.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know. – Andy Borowitz


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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  -Dave Barry


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The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's. ~ Libby Reid


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The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn’t have when you were young you no longer want. –  L.S. McCandless


45.
The best years of a woman's life – the ten years between 39 and 40.


46.
The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me. – Christina Georgina Rossetti


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The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.? – Jarod Kintz


48.
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford


49.
The first forty years of life give us the text:the next thirty supply the commentary. – Arthur Schopenhauer


50.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright


51.
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. – Elbert Hubbard


52.
The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. – Barbara Kingsolver 


53.
The golden age is before us, not behind us. – William Shakespeare


54.
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. – Madeleine L'Engle


55.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. -Brian Tracy


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The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence. – Denis Waitley


57.
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything. – Sam Cawthorn


58.
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty!  – Elizabeth Cady Stanton


59.
The I just woke up face of your 30's is the all day long face of your 40's. – Libby Reid


60.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.- Colleen McCullough


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The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. -Catherine Bell


62.
The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty. – Dane Peddigrew


63.
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. – Jean-Paul Satre


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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. -Oprah Winfrey


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The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. – Oscar Wilde


66.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb


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The only thing better than singing is more singing. -Ella Fitzgerald


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The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. – Hervey Allen


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The other day a man asked me what I thought was the best time of life. Why,I answered without a thought, now. – David Grayson


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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. –  Doris Day


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The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. – Julianna Margulies


72.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. – Samuel Johnson


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The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm. – Aldous Huxley


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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  –  Lucille Ball


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The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. – Richard John Needham


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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.- Dave Barry


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The tendency of old age to the body, say the physiologists, is to form bone. It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old man whose opinions are not ossified.  –  J. F. Boyse


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The tender friendships one gives up, on parting, leave their bite on the heart, but also a curious feeling of a treasure somewhere buried. – Antoine De Saint-Exupery


80.
The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination – Louis Kronenberger


81.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons


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The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, it's time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. – James Rollins


83.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why -Mark Twain


84.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. -Paris Hilton


85.
The worst gift is a fruitcake.There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson


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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. – T.S. Eliot


87.
There are days of oldness, and then one gets young again. – Katherine Butler Hathaway


88.
There are no grown-ups….Everyone is winging it, some just do it more confidently.- Pamela Druckerman


89.
There are numerous advantages in being fifty, just ask any eighty year old! – Unknown


90.
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.  –  Goldie Hawn

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