Great 90 birthday quotes collection with funny and wise quotes and sayings

Great 90 birthday quotes collection with funny and wise quotes and sayings

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7 Great 90 birthday quotes collection with funny and wise quotes and sayings

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age – Unknown

Of middle age, the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.  –  Don Marquis

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold and have escaped, not from one master, but from many. – Plato

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.  –  Oliver Wendell Holmes

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. – Fred Astaire

Old age is no place for sissies. – Bette Davis

Old age is not for sissies. – Malcolm Forbes

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier

Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many. –  Plato

Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. – Molly Keane

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.  –  Liz Smith

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young. -Dorothy Canfield Fisher

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. – Virginia Woolf

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything. – Oscar Wilde

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. – Pablo Picasso

One today is worth two tomorrows. – Benjamin Franklin

One year older means one year better. – Unknown

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. -Karl Jaspers

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. –  Jean Paul Richter

People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped. – Nadine Gordimer

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. – Alexander Pope

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but – it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. – Gabriel Byrne

Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. – E. W. Howe

Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday. – Thomas Arnold

Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters.” – Jean Baptiste Lacordaire 


She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. – Anita Brookner

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts. – Margaret Lee Runbeck

Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor's appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops. – Sloane Crosley

Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight. – Luther Dixon

So here I am growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind. – Goldfinger

So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.  – Anonymous

So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. – Jorge Luis Borges

Some people reach the age of sixty before others. – Lord Hood

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. – Martin Buxbaum

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, 'Smile while you still have teeth'. – Anonymous

Something funny for a Middle aged person.Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. –  Franklin Pierce Adams

Something to inspire your friend:No wise man ever wished to be younger – By Jonathan Swift

Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are. – Markus Zusak

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. – Audrey Hepburn 

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know. – Andy Borowitz

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  -Dave Barry

The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's. ~ Libby Reid

The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn’t have when you were young you no longer want. –  L.S. McCandless

The best years of a woman's life – the ten years between 39 and 40.

The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me. – Christina Georgina Rossetti

The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.? – Jarod Kintz

The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford

The first forty years of life give us the text:the next thirty supply the commentary. – Arthur Schopenhauer

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. – Elbert Hubbard

The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. – Barbara Kingsolver 

The golden age is before us, not behind us. – William Shakespeare

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. – Madeleine L'Engle

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. -Brian Tracy

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence. – Denis Waitley

The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything. – Sam Cawthorn

The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty!  – Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The I just woke up face of your 30's is the all day long face of your 40's. – Libby Reid

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.- Colleen McCullough

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. -Catherine Bell

The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty. – Dane Peddigrew

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. – Jean-Paul Satre

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. -Oprah Winfrey

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. – Oscar Wilde

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb

The only thing better than singing is more singing. -Ella Fitzgerald

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. – Hervey Allen

The other day a man asked me what I thought was the best time of life. Why,I answered without a thought, now. – David Grayson

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. –  Doris Day

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. – Julianna Margulies

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. – Samuel Johnson

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm. – Aldous Huxley

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  –  Lucille Ball

The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. – Richard John Needham

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.- Dave Barry

The tendency of old age to the body, say the physiologists, is to form bone. It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old man whose opinions are not ossified.  –  J. F. Boyse

The tender friendships one gives up, on parting, leave their bite on the heart, but also a curious feeling of a treasure somewhere buried. – Antoine De Saint-Exupery

The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination – Louis Kronenberger

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons

The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, it's time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. – James Rollins

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why -Mark Twain

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. -Paris Hilton

The worst gift is a fruitcake.There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. – T.S. Eliot

There are days of oldness, and then one gets young again. – Katherine Butler Hathaway

There are no grown-ups….Everyone is winging it, some just do it more confidently.- Pamela Druckerman

There are numerous advantages in being fifty, just ask any eighty year old! – Unknown

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.  –  Goldie Hawn

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