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From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye.– William Butler Yeats


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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. – Kin Hubbard


3.
Getting old ain't for sissies. – Betty Davis


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God bless you and keep you, God smile on you and gift you, God look you full in the face and make you prosper.  – Numbers 6:24-26


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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. -Voltaire


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God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. – Unknown


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Good things are coming down the road. Just don't stop walking. – Robert Warren Painter, Jr


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Gotta get it, even if it’s in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. – Lil Wayne


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Gray hair is God's graffiti.- Bill Cosby


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Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.  –  Robert Browning


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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. –  Anthony Powell


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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.– Chili Davis


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Guys are idiots, till they’re what, 40 years old. – Wes Borland


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Happy Birthday! You’re now living proof of the old saying that Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. – Kin Hubbard


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Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. – John Lydon


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Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. ~ Amy Li


17.
He not busy being born is busy dying. – Bob Dylan


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He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition, youth and age are equally a burden. – Plato


19.
How can they say my life isn't a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?- Logan Pearsall Smith


20.
How far that little candle throws his beams! – Shakespeare


21.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? -Satchel Paige


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However many years a man may live, let him enjoy them all.  – Ecclesiastes 11:8


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I always like to win. But I'm the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don't have anything. It's hard. I love her too much. That's what counts.” – Venus Williams 


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I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. – Debbie Macomber


25.
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. – Eva Gabor


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I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. -Kirstie Alley


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I can’t believe it’s already been a year since the last time I didn’t buy you anything for your birthday. – Unknown


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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. -Isla Fisher


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I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. -Liv Tyler


30.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.-Ruth Warrick


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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear” – Woody Allen 


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I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years. – Bob Geldof


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I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman – Jarod Kintz


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I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes. – Ellen DeGeneres


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I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives. – Brit Marling


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I got my first camera when I was 21 – my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday – but at that point politics was my life, and I viewed the camera as a tool for expressing my political beliefs rather than as an art medium. – Carrie Mae Weems


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I grabbed a pile of dust, holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth. – Ovid, Metamorphoses


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I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. -Stephen Hopkins


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I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too. –  Samantha Bee


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I have an extensive library – every birthday when I was a kid my parents would ask what movie or book I wanted, so I have built up a big collection over the years. – Mark Bridges


41.
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find – at the age of 50, say – that a whole new life has opened before you.  –  Agatha Christie


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I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now it's all lower.  –  Gypsy Rose Lee


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I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod – I like to play it at company birthday parties. – Yigal Azrouel


44.
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to. – Albert Einstein


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I joined the army on my seventeenth birthday, full of the romance of war after having read a lot of World War I British poetry and having seen a lot of post-World War II films. I thought the romantic presentations of war influenced my joining and my presentation of war to my younger siblings. – Walter Dean Myers


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I jumped out of an airplane on my 34th birthday because I promised myself I would. I have an interest in confronting my fears. – Michael Trucco


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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. – Steven Wright


48.
I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day. – Aimee Bender


49.
I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion – just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday. – Daniel Handler


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I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. – Mikhail Baryshnikov

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