Top 50 great 50th birthday quotes,sayings and wishes

Top 50 great 50th birthday quotes,sayings and wishes


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1.
“50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.” — Greg Tamblyn quotes


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“50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.” — Melanie White quotes


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“50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?” — Jim Carrey quotes


4.
“50-year-old people are much more selective. They have selective hearing and choose their battles wisely.” — Unknown Author


5.
“A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.” — Anonymous

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“A fiftieth birthday is actually a milestone which reads ‘Proceed at your own risk’ Happy 50th birthday.” — Unknown Author


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“After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.” — E.W. House


8.
“After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, I just ferment my food now.” — Henry Green quotes


9.
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter” — Mark Twain


10.
“At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.” — Anonymous quotes


11.
“At age fifty, everyone has the face he deserves.” — George Orwell


12.
“Did you know that 50% of 50-year-olds will make it to 100? Did you also know that 50% of all statistics in this card are false?” — Unknown Author


13.
“Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.” —  Melanie White quotes


14.
“First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.” — Branch Rickey


15.
“For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978, but the time machine was booked.” — Jean Sorensen 


16.
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.” — Victor Hugo


17.
“From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on she needs good cash.” — Sophie Tucker


18.
“Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!” — Unknown Author


19.
“Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.” — Melanie White


20.
“I can't believe you're 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!” — Anonymous


21.
“I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me.” — Janet Periat quotes


22.
“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry” —  Alan Bleasdale


23.
“I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.” — Melanie White quotes


24.
“If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.” — James A. Garfield


25.
“I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!” — Unknown Author


26.
“Just because a woman is over fifty does not mean she no longer has anything to offer. If anything, we have so much more to offer! We have lived life, we get better with age. I do my best work now in my 60s. Sure, I could retire; but what would I do? Play Bingo? I think not!” — Dawn Wells


27.
“Looking fifty is great–if you're sixty.” — Joan Rivers


28.
“Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.” — Phyllis Diller quotes


29.
“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.” — Don Marquis


30.
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” — Bob Hope


31.
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. ” — Ogden Nash


32.
“Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.” — Franklin P. Jones quotes


33.
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” — Coco Chanel quotes


34.
“Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!” — Unknown Author

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35.
“The body will undoubtedly begin to remodel itself , but the mind will use the lessons learned in youth and apply them to create peace. 50 is an ending, but more importantly, a beginning.” — Unknown Author


36.
“The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.” — Cindy Crawford


37.
“The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.” — Elizabeth Cady Stanton


38.
“The longer you meditate about being 50, the more likely you are to fall asleep.” — Melanie White


39.
“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty, has wasted thirty years of his life.” — Muhammad Ali


40.
“There are numerous advantages in being fifty ? just ask any eighty year old!” — Unknown Author


41.
“There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.” — Melanie White quotes


42.
“Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.” — Greg Tamblyn quotes


43.
“Turning 50 should at least help your memory in one way: 50 is an easier number to remember than 49.” — Unknown Author


44.
“When you’re 50 and wake up without any aches and pains, you know it’s going to be a good day.” — Melanie White quotes


45.
“When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.” — Melanie White quotes


46.
“You are halfway to 100. Way to go!” — Unknown


47.
“You are older than 49 year old in the world,Now you can round your age up to 100!” — Unknown Author


48.
“You’re not 50. You’re 18, with 32 years of experience!” — Unknown Author


49.
“You’re not fifty – you’re five perfect 10s!” — Unknown Author


50.
“You’re not only nifty at 50 — you’re a spiffy, gritty, thrifty, lofty and, when no one’s around, frisky 50 year old.” — Unknown Author


 

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