Top 80 great and funny 40th birthday quotes and sayings

Top 80 great and funny 40th birthday quotes and sayings

Top 80 great and funny 40th birthday quotes and sayings

40th birthday means you are into the wonderful middle age of your life.What are funny, amazing 40th birthday quotes and sayings?40th birthday quotes for husband or are a large collection of 80 best 40th birthday quotes and sayings of all time.enjoy!

“40 is just a fancy world for old timer.” — Unknown

“40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas.” — Unknown

“40 years and still hotter than all these candles.” — Unknown

“40 years old?You’re 4 perfect 10's!” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“40’s -is great –it’s the 19 anniversary of your 21st.” — Anonymous

“A cool thing on your 21st birthday is getting carded at a bar. But it’s about a hundred times more fun when it happens on your 40th.” — Unknown

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost

“A man not old, but mellow, like good wine.” — Stephen Phillips,40th birthday quotes

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.” — Jane Wagner

“At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.” — Benjamin Franklin

“At 40 some guy calls you Darlin’” and it makes your day.” — Unknown

“At 40, every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.” — Unknown

“At 40, I realize that I was built for comfort, not speed.” — Unknown

“At 40, you sing along with the elevator music.” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“At 40, your idea of weight lifting is standing up.” — Unknown

“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.” —  Ann Landers

“At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning.At thirty, I stood firm.At forty, I had no doubts.At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven.At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth.At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without sin.” — Confucius

“At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.” — John Andrew Holmes

“At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.” — Unknown

“At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.” — Benjamin Franklin

“Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.” — Edward Young,40th birthday quotes

“Being 40 doesn’t bother me nearly as much as being the parent of teenagers.” — Melanie White

“By your 40s, you don’t want to be with the cool people; you want to be with your people.” — Pamela Druckerman

“Every man over forty is a scoundrel.” — George Bernard Shaw

“Feeling over the hill at 40? No worries. Popping bubble wrap turns everybody into a little kid again.” — Unknown

“Forty – the new F word: Fabulous” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.” — Victor Hugo

“Forty is the real awkward age; you are old enough to realize that you would look silly doing things you are still young enough to wish you could do.” — Robert M. Yoder

“Forty isn't old, if you're a tree” — Anonymous,40th birthday quotes

“Guys are idiots, till they’re what, 40 years old.” — Wes Borland

“Having to blow out 40 candles on your birthday this year? I guess then we’ll know whether you truly are a windbag.” — Melanie White

“I am not old but mellow like good wine.” — Stephen Phillips

“If life begins at 40…What just ended for you?” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it's because that's when women finally get it–the guts to take back their lives.” — Laura Randolph

“If you don’t get any respect when you’re 40, it means that you’re also a parent.” — Melanie White

“If you want to feel young on your 40th birthday, just throw your party in an old folks’ home.” — Melanie White

“If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.” — Jim Eason

“If you’re 40 and slowing down isn’t an option, you might want to think twice about making U-turns.” — Melanie White

“If you’re 40 years old and you’ve never had a failure, you’ve been deprived.” — Gloria Swanson

“It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.” — Margaret Mead

“Just because you’re 40, you don’t have to decide whether God exists…when you’re already worrying that the National Security Agency is reading your emails, it’s better not to know whether yet another entity is watching you.” — Pamela Druckerman

“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” — Charles Schulz

“Keep true to the dream of thy youth.” — Friedrich Von Schiller,40th birthday quotes

“Let’s raise a toast to your 40th. Here’s to prune juice!” — Unknown

“Life begins at 40, but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” — Helen Rowland

“Life begins at forty.” — W.B. Pitkin,40th birthday quotes

“Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” — Helen Rowland

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.” — Don Marquis

“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.” — Eli Cass

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” — Bob Hope

“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.” — Ogden Nash

“No woman should have kids over 40. Really, 40 kids is enough.” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“Of middle age, the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.” — Don Marquis

“One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young.” — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

“Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.” — Thomas Arnold

“Some birthday advice: don’t run upstairs right before you have to blow out 40 candles.” — Melanie White

“Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.” — Dave Barry

“The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's.” — Libby Reid

“The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want.” — L.S. McCandless

“The best thing about turning forty, everything is downhill from here.” — Unknown

“The best years of a woman's life – the ten years between 39 and 40.” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

“The forties are pretty much like the thirties, except it takes longer to recover from a big party. And you start to get more sensible tattoos.” — Unknown

“The I just woke up” face of your 30’s is the all day long” face of your 40’s.” — Libby Reid

“The key to being a young 40 is having friends much older than you are.” — Melanie White

“The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.” — Colleen McCullough

“This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.” — Cicero,40th birthday quotes

“To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

“Turning 40?  You’re never too old to be immature.” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“Warning: 40 is the age when you can have obvious panty lines even with no panties.” — Unknown

“We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.” — Jules Renard

“What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.” — Voltaire

“When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.” — Maya Angelou

“When you reach forty you can't do anything every day.” — Henry "Hank" Aaron

“When you’re 40, don’t worry about being over the hill. At least you’re not still climbing it.” — Melanie White

“Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.” — Christian Dior

“Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.” — James Thurber

“You know you're 40 when policemen start looking like teenagers.” — Unknown,40th birthday quotes

“Your 40th birthday calls for a major party. Don’t worry. I’ve already alerted your doctor.” — Melanie White

“You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years' experience.” — Anonymous,40th birthday quotes

1 Comment

  1. Pingback: Sweet and funny 40th birthday wishes for firend,men,husband – birthday quotes,birthday wishes

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *